Subject: Miss Leah Bear
Observation: behavioral patterns during a 24 hour cycle
Hypothesis Summary: Typical "wiggidy-wack" todder stuff
Evidence: Photo A and Photo B
Description: In Photo A, we see the face of "wild child" alter ego of LB. Just moments before this photo was snapped, the subject threw crayons at the brave and determined photographer. Note the blurred hands in the photo ready to strike with round two. Hair askew, mouth open in devilish delight, and eyes locked onto her target, this little creature has "Danger" and "Riot" written all over her. Researchers are desperately debating the merits of bringing the subject to "Story Time."
Photo B, taken less than 24 hours after Photo A, reveals the other dominant trait of Miss LB: orderly placement. Here, the subject has taken six markers and placed them, all in the cap down position, in a row along the edge of a bookshelf. Observers discussed at length the motivation behind such a careful act of orderliness before resolving the issue with the statement that "the markers were placed there in that position, because they could be."
Can these two exhibits be products of the same child? Did the mother have diametrically disparate twins and not know it? What other hidden personalities will be revealed next? Will the world of coloring ever be the same?
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